3 items for proof of smart:
*4-year recipient of Presidential Scholarship, which equated to nearly full undergrad tuition for my smartness.
*Graduated summa cum laude
*Currently in grad school studying metaphysics->monism->materialism as related to the internet (ie, internet is not real)
3 items for proof of hot:
Sipping champagne on the internet
Internet is serious business.
I am probably skinnier than you, too.